Golf Real Estate Advisor

brunettechik asked:


How do I start a petition?
How do I start a petition to stop the development of a golf course and like a thousand houses being build behind my home?Nobody in my small town wants this and we are wanting to try to do something about it. Is it possible to stop this? I found out the town has already had meetings on it and they are rezoning the land. They refererred to this as the land is being anexed. Is it too late? Thanks for your answers.

sandmetal asked:


Everyday when they come home from school, they do their homework then get on the computer or their game systems. I want to do an activity together however they don’t. So what are some fun things to do after kids come home from school. They are ages 11, 10, 6. They also aren’t the athletic type so they don’t really like playing sports.

What we have near the house are: park, golf course(kids under 13 can’t enter), movies, and alot of resturants and gas stations.

Josh C asked:


I looked in my bag this past week and noticed that my 8 iron was missing. I play 2 to 3 times per week, and it just so happened we were moving and I didn’t get to play for a week and a half and never noticed it was missing. I’ve retracted my steps, called the golf course, looked at home, and in my buddies bags. All with no success.

Other than Ebay and Craig’s List, what are my options for replacing this club. Ideas welcomed. I’ve already lost strokes because I don’t have this club in my bag. Not to mention I love my 8 iron. Why couldn’t I have lost my 4 Iron!!!

Happy Feet asked:


Arthur is 9o years old. He’s playing golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. That’s it he tells his wife. I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I’ve hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.
His wife sympathizes and make him a cup of tea. As they sit down, she says, Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.
That’s no good sighs Arthur, Your brother’s a hundred and three, He can’t help.
He may be a hundred an three says the wife, But his eyesight is perfect.
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law.
Did you see the ball? - Of course I did! replied the brother-in-law, I have a perfect eyesight!
Where dit it go? says Arthur.
I don’t remenber.
Star it if you liked it- Thanks!

brunettechik asked:


How do I start a petition to stop the development of a golf course and like a thousand houses being build behind my home?Nobody in my small town wants this and we are wanting to try to do something about it. Is it possible to stop this? Thanks for your answers.

Sangy . asked:


Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he’d love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning.

A month later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.

Number 2 guy says, I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.

Number 3 guy says Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.

They all turned to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, is it sex or golf?’ And she said, Take a sweater…

Joke time asked:


A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?

No, I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless man replied.

Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food? the man asked.

No, I don’t waste time fishing, the homeless man said. I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.

Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food? the man asked.

Are you NUTS! replied the homeless man. I haven’t played golf in 20 years!

Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food? the man asked.

What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks? exclaimed the homeless man.

Well, said the man, I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.

The homeless man was astounded. Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.

The man replied, That’s okay. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex.
mate I just post what I get on the net,i wont call it stolen..

Melon asked:


My neighbor and I hang out every day at home. And we get very bored. Our parents rarley take us anywhere. Here is our case…WE have no pool hot tub ect.. We love to ride our bikes and take jogs. (Please don’t say take a jog!) We also have a golf course in our backyard..and a field in the front. I have a dog. We like makeup. If there is any fun, crazy activitie we could do please tell me! Also if there are any places i could go that is really fun. Thank you!

johnnyk154154154 asked:


I am a 3 handicap (3.1) and am 13 years old. I play seven days a week (there is 4 courses in my home club so one is always open). I live in Texas so i can play year round. I just want to keep practicing and hope to meet my goal. Thank you.
Also i have all high A’s in high school course classes in 8th grade (junior high)

sunshine_today asked:


Think about it– these big stupid lawns in front of suburban homes and golf courses are taking up huge amounts of water and they also add to the problem of red tide with all the fertilizer use, not to mention the pesticides and weed killers dumped on the lawn that drains to our water table. Why not go to a natural landscape with native plants that are used to the climate of a given region? Then we don’t need to waste resources on something as silly as a generic green weedfree grass lawn. WHAT IS SO FABULOUS ABOUT A STUPID GREEN LAWN?
I don’t live in a crappy apartment I own home but don’t aspire to have a fabulous lawn. Your point of view is what is wrong with living in America, that sense of entitlement. I butterfly garden and allow weeds and plant native species.